This IS literally me
when a hot guy walks by
look like an above ground radish
“There’s time we can waste
and there’s time we must treasure,
please have both with me.”
— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.
This is hilarious.
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago